So it turns out being an adult is expensive. It is also really complicated. Guys. No one told me to expect this stuff. As a millennial, I feel personally victimized by your inability to make life easier. Even my iPhone doesn’t have the answers for me. Are you telling me I have to figure life out by myself? I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
In the last year I’ve had to try to learn how to be a mom, how to be a partner in parenthood, how to buy a house…and honestly there are at least like 2 times per 60 minute period when I think to myself the following words: